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As seen in the Red Light District of the Summer 2013 issue
4 People to Avoid Watching the NHL Playoffs with:
By Michael Grossi, Features Editor

1. The Devil's Advocate
His favourite team is long out of the playoffs. As a result, he will now root for whoever is playing against your favourite team.

2. Band-Wagoner
Watched five games all season, but shows up decked out in team gear and knows every stat the local media has spewed out on game day. You'll feel like you're watching the game with Pierre Maguire as they point out the junior teams of half of your roster's players.

3. The Gambler
Seen on his laptop during television timeouts trying to 'live bet' during the game. Often heard saying, "I don't have a gambling problem, I only bet during the playoffs." Avoid him by calling him on game day and mentioning your Wi-Fi connection is down. He will find a more suitable place to watch the game.

4. King of Beers
There is a game on and cold beers in the fridge. That's enough for this guy, he's coming over. You're not sure who invited him and he doesn't care. When the beer runs out, so will he. Favourite accessories include beer helmet and spare tire.

More from the summer 2013's red light district:
Playoffs | Maple Leafs | Kevin Lowe


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