Anaheim Ducks Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Calgary Flames Carolina Hurricanes Chicago Blackhawks Colorado Avalanche Columbus Blue Jackets Dallas Stars Detroit Red Wings Edmonton Oilers Florida Panthers Los Angeles Kings Minnesota Wild Montreal Canadiens Nashville Predators New Jersey Devils New York Islanders New York Rangers Ottawa Senators Philadelphia Flyers Phoenix Coyotes Pittsburgh Penguins San Jose St. Louis Blues Tampa Bay Lightning Toronto Maple Leafs Vancouver Canucks Washington Capitals Winnipeg Jets
Magazine Schedule Rumors Rankings Teams Headlines Lifestyle Rookie Watch Ice Girls Videos TFP Radio Subscribe
Bookmark and Share
May 22, 2013 | As seen in Spring 2013 issue
Best Bond NHL Villains
By Michael Grossi, Features Editor
TheFourthPeriod.com

With the emergence of Ottawa Senators rookie Jakob Silfverberg, we here at The Fourth Period have adopted the tradition of yelling SILFVERBERGGGG! every time the man with the golden name does something with the puck, as if the young Swede is the key villain in the next James Bond flick.

Here's a look at five names that could also be confused with enemies of 007:


 

1. NIKITA NIKITIN
Bond villains always have their quirks, Nikitin is no different. His quirk is to be the guy with the alliterative name. As such, he speaks only in alliteration.
2. ALEC MARTINEZ
Never has there been an American Bond villain, but can't you picture a drug trafficker, bent on world-domination with a name like Alec Martinez?
3. MICHAEL SGARBOSSA
Sgarbossa? I'm surprised this name hadn't already been used for a Bond villain. Who puts S and G beside each other, anyways?
4. KORBINIAN HOLZER
Like many Bond villains before him, Holzer fills two prerequisites. One: He's German. Two: His first name sounds violent.
5. JAKOB SILFVERBERG
Seriously, just imagine Sean Connery, full fledged in that Scottish accent, saying, "NISHE TRY, SCHILFVERBERG!"


Special mention to Grant Clitsome for best "Bond Girl Last Name."



Check out more features from the latest issue of The Fourth Period Magazine.
 
 
 
 
 

TFP Newsletter

 
 
 
Contact Us | Jobs @ TFP | Our Team | Advertise | Privacy Policy
© 2013 TFP Media, Inc. | All Rights Reserved | The Fourth Period™ and Ice Girls™ are registered trademarks.