Hi. My
name is Joey Tomaselli, but you can call me "Joey Stats." I'm the new hockey
history and stats guy for TFP.
As my introductory project, I give to you my All-Time NHL Dream Team, which
includes NHL players playing from 1980-2012 and a little position juggling. I
decided to include those players of whom I've actually seen play (but I'd love
to have witnesses the likes of Gordie Howe and Bobby Orr).
Obviously, not everybody reading this will agree with my assessments, but last
time I checked, I wrote this.

I call
this line the "Conn Smythe line." It is the only line in my dream team where
each player has won Playoff MVP. I started it with the best captain and leader
of all-time (Messier) and put two players who played with flare, passion and
guts on his wings: Yzerman and Sakic. It's almost an insult to have the Moose as
my 3rd line center, but I don't think he would mind playing on my all captain
line. This line would hurt you with Messier's madness up the middle and with
Sakic on his right. I always said that if Sakic was a piece of a car, he would
be the clutch because that's exactly what he was. And if Lemieux and Gretzky
didn't play in the NHL, Stevie Wonder would be the best player and most talented
of his era.
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STEVE YZERMAN |
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1988-89 (career year) |
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G |
A |
PTS |
Awards |
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65 |
90 |
155 |
3 Stanley Cups |
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1 Conn Smythe Trophy |
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1 Frank J. Selke Award |
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1 Ted Lindsay Award |
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1 Olympic Gold |
Stevie Wonder was the Johnny Depp of hockey; he would beat you with his play
and, if he wanted to, take your girl after the game. He is eighth all-time in
goals with 692, seventh all-time in assist with 1,063 and sixth all-time in
points with 1,755. Yzerman could do it all. It took him a while to win a Cup,
but when he learned how to play a two-way game, there was no looking back. He is
the only forward with a Frank J. Selke Trophy on this team for best defensive
forward. There was talk for years of people saying he could not win the big one,
but he went on to win three. He also played in one leg at the 2002 Olympics.
This all goes to show the type of player Yzerman was. He was the only sports man
crush I had growing up, and I bet he was yours, too.
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MARK MESSIER |
|
1989-90 (career year) |
|
G |
A |
PTS |
Awards |
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45 |
84 |
129 |
6 Stanley Cups |
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2 Hart Trophies |
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1 Conn Smythe Trophy |
Messier is the General on this team: he's won the most Stanley Cups in the last
32 years with six and is the best two-way player of his era. He won two Stanley
Cups without Wayne to show the world he was the real deal. They didn't call him
The Moose because he skated around the rink like a butterfly. He was rough like
my beard after six days of not shaving it. Messier ranks second for most games
played (1,756), seventh in goals (694), third in assists (1,193), second in
points (1,887), first in playoff short-handed goals (12), and second in points,
goals and assists in the playoffs, only behind Wayne in all three categories. He
also has the best smile on this team. He was the best captain of all time, and
his "We will win tonight" quote in the playoffs still haunts the New Jersey
Devils and still gives me chills to this day.
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JOE SAKIC |
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1995-96 (career year) |
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G |
A |
PTS |
Awards |
|
51 |
69 |
120 |
2
Stanley Cups |
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|
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1 Conn Smythe Trophy |
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1
Hart Trophy |
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1
Ted Lindsay Award |
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1 Olympic Gold |
Joe Sakic was an easy choice for this line. He ranks 15th all-time in goals with
625, 11th all-time in assist (1,033) and ninth in all-time points with 1,641,
but it was the big games where Sakic showed his true colors. He ranks first
all-time in playoff overtime goals with eight, second in playoff winning goals
with 19, and he ranks second all-time with 18 goals in a playoff season in 1996.
Joe was Canada's MVP and best player in the gold medal game during the Salt Lake
City Olympics in the 2002 with four points in a 5-2 win over the U.S.A. Sakic's
wrist shot was like my dad's back hand, it was tremendously accurate.
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